Back in Highspeed

Well I normally don't post on weekends, but since I have high speed again, here is a special. You may have noticed that member Deo (no apostrophe for you) has been noticeably absent from the forums. This is because he is now married and has been devoting his time to their marriage. I would say I hope he is happy, but I know most men would be grinning grinning ear to ear if they could fuck a Russian gymnast every night. I hope she is really Russian and not East German.

Mo' fooking

I'M MICK JAGGER! BERWOW........ YOWOH! Supersize me bitch!

A look into the past

Well, I know that some of the members happen to be new, so I prepared something for them to see how the site used to be and how far along we have come. Here comes the deluge!



And here is it with both barrels.

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I taste blood.

In other news, this guy must be a hit with the ladies.

Initiative: Can the Old Man

It seems that there is no love lost for old people at RPG Reality, especially for men. Let's face it, they are old, ugly, just take up space, and oppress others. An initiative has been started by our lovable Monday to help push those who have one foot in the grave all the way in. I remind you, she is not a politician, but a working woman that does nothing else but write these referendums without being paid for it, but instead takes large donations to fuel her wild, young, and rich lifestyle. In her referendum, anyone over the age of 28 and who will not acknowledge teenage pop culture or embrace "Lesbian Power" will be, ironically, euthanized. She, however, is known for jumping the gun and when asked why she started this, she responded, "As Aldara said, 'Old men suck!'" We have to point out, what Aldara actually said was more along the lines of "Oldman sucks," speaking of a mysterious stalker. A restraining order will be filed shortly.

OMG HE IS SO HAWT.

Like, OHMYGAWD, have you seen Grey? He like so HOTT! I mean I love that hair! Oh, you CAN'T go wrong with a man not afraid to wear makeup. And his sense of humor it's to die for. "I hate you." "Go do us a favor and shoot yourself." OMG. LOL is so funny!
Grey I want you! Please do me! I want your babies!