I think with this I make Freud look normal

I had a dream last night. Actually a cat had a dream last night. The menace has had the same dream for a while now. While he has it he purrs. A LOT AND LOUD. He doesn't say much but I know what he dreams. And no, he doesn't dream of a gender change you freak. He dreams for longcat. He wants to be longcat. For obvious reasons.