Initiative: Can the Old Man

It seems that there is no love lost for old people at RPG Reality, especially for men. Let's face it, they are old, ugly, just take up space, and oppress others. An initiative has been started by our lovable Monday to help push those who have one foot in the grave all the way in. I remind you, she is not a politician, but a working woman that does nothing else but write these referendums without being paid for it, but instead takes large donations to fuel her wild, young, and rich lifestyle. In her referendum, anyone over the age of 28 and who will not acknowledge teenage pop culture or embrace "Lesbian Power" will be, ironically, euthanized. She, however, is known for jumping the gun and when asked why she started this, she responded, "As Aldara said, 'Old men suck!'" We have to point out, what Aldara actually said was more along the lines of "Oldman sucks," speaking of a mysterious stalker. A restraining order will be filed shortly.