Substance abuse

Ok. I am putting this up since I am not the only one sick of this. I was going to write a story on Googlebot, but guess what? You retards spammed it to the point that it is no longer funny. Is it really that hard to put something up with some substance? That flash that Jonexe linked to was I say rather witty, but there are people that post, which I won't name, that have no substance to them or anything that spews forth from their keyboard. It is time to take this lame horse out to pasture.

Oh, you want something funny. Member Kaus is the head of a child porn ring.

And a lowly reporter did what the police and the military couldn't do.
Revealed! Unibx is a chick!

Breaking news! Animal's rights activist, OmniRose, alienates community by eating the egg of the endangered Martian Giant Boogalu Fly.