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Just a few hours ago, Luke, one of the three admins of RPGR, was arrested for suspicion of terrorism in New York. We, as of yet, are not sure of what led them to believe he was tied to any actions related to terrorism, seeing his strong stance on.... apathy. Forum members are devastated at the news. Aldara, sobbing, pleaded for his safe return, "They can't take him away from me. We were getting married! I don't want to be an unwed mother! It's bad enough I have an alien in me!" Member Toki had angry words towards the NYPD. "Why was he arrested? He is one of us just trying make a living, just like the rest of us!" When informed of his half Indian decent, that is from India, and his loner and arrogant profile and the fact that racial profiling most likely played a major role in the Lazy One's arrest, she calmly said, "The system works. Thank God we got one more of those bomb-totting-brillo-beards off our streets." Most of the protesters out in force tonight were female, demanding his release. Most of the men of RPGR are content about where he is now.

In the seventh day of trial in the B4ct312i4Ir3zI vs. Sheep of New Zealand case, the sheep have taken the stand for the first time and new disturbing testimony has come light. Through their translator, a former member Bret, they revealed they were "visited" several times every night. Renzokuken remembered hearing B4ct312i4Ir3zI say, "On long, lonely nights, nothing beats a warm wool coat for my pecker." Renzokuken does recognize that he was the one that give the defendant the idea, but failed to realize that it never gets cold down under. In response to the questioning dealing with their habitual ordeal, the sheep bleeted out violently, "BAH BAH BAH BAH BAAHHHHHHHHHH!"