Thursday, August 25, 2005

Moses said on to Yamies, "Let my pickles go."

The coming of the Anti-Salad is nigh!

My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:05:22 PM)
Did I tell you about the anti-salade?
Applesauce says: (4:06:04 PM)
NO
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:06:14 PM)
You want to hear about it?
Applesauce says: (4:06:33 PM)
Yeah!
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:08:16 PM)
Well there is the tale of the salade that is the bane of all vegetarians
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:08:32 PM)
The salade of pure evil and decent
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:09:15 PM)
A salade that goes completely against the teachings of Mosses and other Holy Vegan figures
Applesauce says: (4:09:21 PM)
oh
Applesauce says: (4:09:24 PM)
made of meat?
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:09:33 PM)
shush let me tell the story
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:09:44 PM)
Now where was I?
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:09:54 PM)
Oh yes
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:10:22 PM)
This salade is prophesized to be tossed in a butcher's shop
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:10:28 PM)
With beef
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:10:30 PM)
chicken
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:10:48 PM)
and most of all pork
Applesauce says: (4:10:57 PM)
It's called "antipasto".
Applesauce says: (4:11:02 PM)
I've had it before.
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:11:16 PM)
Shut up you are ruining the story
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:11:29 PM)
As I was saying
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:11:47 PM)
This days will be known as the coming of the anti-salade
Applesauce says: (4:12:06 PM)
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My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:13:22 PM)
and the anti-salade is said to them sweep across the globe
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:13:29 PM)
taking the world by storm
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:13:52 PM)
converting many good-moraled vegans
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:14:03 PM)
into blasphemous carnivores
Applesauce says: (4:14:21 PM)
I hate antipasto.
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:14:43 PM)
but then, the few that resist, will be blessed at the end times
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:15:01 PM)
and those that had of the anti-salade will be cast into hell
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:15:05 PM)
oK I am done
Applesauce says: (4:15:09 PM)
^.^
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:15:11 PM)
so it does exist
Applesauce says: (4:15:14 PM)
I love your story!
Applesauce says: (4:15:18 PM)
Yes, but not so much meat.
Applesauce says: (4:15:37 PM)
Most salami and sausage as well as spirally pasta noodles.
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:16:33 PM)
yeah well this is a salade made completely with meat
My hatred for you knows no bounds says: (4:16:42 PM)
and lots of pork
Applesauce says: (4:16:48 PM)
BlEh..
Applesauce says: (4:18:11 PM)
I don't like this salad.

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